”waah my teammates are retarded” they're people, yes where have you been you're entire life, negro

34 degrees and i'm sweating son of a bitch

”lock in” how about you Lockout, nigger

We're flooding your client with junk packets, nigga

when your teammate isn't appreciative of you running the Market Gardener on any map other than plr_hightower View quoted note →

niggers can't steal control rods or coolant, automatically making nuclear the best choice

man who hates what he's good at (sysadmin, talking to old people, Battlefield)

modern women are like automobiles: they peaked around 2014/2015

keep saying that i'll build a couple 11.5s still haven't built one god why am i such a pussy

canned rum and coke