I'd just like to remind everyone that each week approximately 23% of Americans take acetaminophen, so if it really caused autism, we'd have a way more functional train system in this country.

A majestic floof upon his throne. #cats #catsofmastodon #caturday

Despite provisioning the same number of bowls as cats, assigning each cat to a bowl using ECMP hash-based load balancing leads to conflicts and poor utilization. #cats #catsofmastodon #networking

The scale at the vet was set to “British” so now we know that Minion weighs 0.9 stone. #cats #catsofmastodon

Why does the app for my cats' litter box now show the cats' astrological signs? Who asked for this?

This is what pull requests used to look like. (The last sentence is particularly remarkable!)

the main problem with not having an office (except at home) is that I have nowhere to display this amazing certificate

Pixel is now part of the leguminati. #cats #catsofmastodon #caturday

There is a stonemason in my neighborhood who has many street signs that are strangely enthusiastic about chimneys, and I finally looked him up and discovered that in his spare time he likes to dress up in an orca costume and chase the ferries on his jetski (and pick up litter on the water), and also has a pet pot-bellied pig, and I love everything about this.

Radioactive floof. He may be the best at hiding, but he's no match for the Geiger counter. #cats #catsofmastodon