A bok choy and a chonk boy. #cats #catsofmastodon

The Apple Intelligence summaries of some of my group chats raise more questions than they answer.

“Fresh clean laundry? Let me get started shedding on that for you right away.” #cats #catsofmastodon

Today I made it about five minutes into a conversation about OpenAI trying to purchase Vint Cerf before I realized that everyone else was actually talking about acquiring a startup named *Windsurf*.

Minion recently bit Miso hard enough that he had to go to the vet for antibiotics (he is going to be fine), but worst of all he has to wear this undignified thing and doesn't understand why. Accepting suggestions for anything even less dignified we can make Min wear as punishment. (photo by @npub1glun...gr5w) #cats #catsofmastodon

Here is Minion carrying around his emotional support stuffed animal for anyone who needed that today. #cats #catsofmastodon

Please take a moment to note how Miso always sits with his tail curled up on top of his paws. #cats #catsofmastodon

Just in case anyone is considering using the Fediverse for your war planning

Never change, #Seattle.

It is important to keep your snowshoe on the shoe rack. #cats #catsofmastodon