Heyyyyy, what do you think about this?? A darker and more lit up version. If it's showing too much nakedness let me know i can adjust that!!! If you like how is, I can email these copies to you.

Be kind. You never know what kind of day someone’s having. They might be prepping for a colonoscopy. The fediverse has shown me it's probably a colonoscopy.

Send me a DM if you would like me to draw you a custom header image. You can tell me what you want specifically, or just a theme and I'll create something for you with procreate. These are some examples of recent ones i made. I have a big , scary quote from the mechanic so don't be shy! $20 Canadian or $15USD #alipunkart #Art #mastoart

So my turkey sausage fell in the dog water and I decided I was still going to eat it, but the dog looked offended I rinsed it off first.