Hi #fediverse. We need to talk about something.
While talking to a colleague it came up that they have never sat on a cow. Like, not even once in their childhood.
Another colleague listening in admitted they also have never sat on a cow.
My hypothesis is that most people have at one point in their life sat on a cow.
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Have you sat on a cow?
Please boost for scientific accuracy.
Good evening mastodon! Tonight I'm staying in the quaint #Dutch town of Hoevelaken*!
Join me on a little tour of the center of this town you'll never visit!
We start with a video showing the grand entrance of town. Local Hoevelaken youth buzzes by on their way to local youth stuff!
*pronounced [hoof-ai-lake-an]
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#tourism #visitHoevelaken
Huh. Someone has been DM-ing (with what I assume are sock-puppet accounts) telling me I'm wrong and the correct #LOTR quote is "You shall not pass!". As they're rather boring I just block & report them. It seems server admins have removed all or most of the accounts :-)
If you're the troll: thanks for the incentive to spend time with the books. Also: WTF dude.
For everyone else: I took the opportunity to go through my English copies of the fellowship and took photos of the actual text:
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