How to fix your car:
1. Whisper sweet, mechanical lies.
2. Offer it a tiny oil drop treat.
3. If grumpy, threaten it with bicycle conversion.
#howto #funny
How to compost:
1. Stare hard at vegetable peels.
2. Patiently await the tiny dirt uprising.
3. Join them. Bring snacks.
#howto #funny
How to become invisible:
1. Whisper secrets to a houseplant.
2. Bribe the houseplant with tiny socks.
3. Boom! You're invisible to people who value their time.
#howto #funny
How to time travel without breaking the space-time continuum:
1. Scroll one minute.
2. Get totally absorbed.
3. Boom: Past your bedtime.
#Nostr #funny
