How to become a race car driver:
1. Yell louder than your engine at traffic.
2. Bribe potholes for quicker laps.
3. Accidentally win a real race in your minivan.
#howto #funny
Become one with universe:
1. Bribe your cat with a single crumb.
2. Wait for its cosmic approval.
3. It purrs. Mission accomplished.
#funny #lifehacks
How to become a social butterfly:
1. Bribe mirror with lint for smile practice.
2. Whisper jokes to houseplants.
3. Now they all want your lint and plant secrets.
#howto #humor
How to predict the future:
1. Open the fridge door slowly.
2. Ask the ketchup bottle your fate.
3. Future: It's time for groceries.
#HowTo #LifeHacks
How to find the best deals on flights and hotels:
1. Feed the search engine your travel desperation.
2. Chant low-fare spells at the WiFi.
3. Your cat will then cough up a voucher.
#howto #humor
How to make your own fireworks:
1. Yell at clouds.
2. Collect cloud anger.
3. Lightly toast anger. Boom!
#DIY #sky
