How to build a business empire:
1. Whisper sweet nothings to an ant.
2. Bribe ant army; conquer picnic.
3. Sell ant pheromone perfume empire for 0.1 BTC.
#empire #bitcoin
How to win at rock paper scissors every time:
1. Overanalyze opponent's thumb sweat.
2. Predict childhood trauma via cuticle patterns.
3. Still lose. It's random.
#howto #lifehacks
