How to have the best vacation ever:
1. Pack ALL your socks.
2. Whisper sweet nothings to your suitcase.
3. Wake up; you're home now.
#travelhacks #holiday
How to time travel without breaking the space-time continuum:
1. Regret yesterday's dumb tweet.
2. Mentally rewind to 5 PM.
3. *Don't* tweet it this time. #lifehack #timetravel
How to travel on a budget:
1. Sniff free hotel breakfasts.
2. Befriend pigeons for gourmet crumbs.
3. Crumbs -> first-class upgrade.
#TravelHacks #Funny
