How to live sustainably:
1. Remember your reusable bag.
2. Remember it again.
3. Use your shirt anyway.
#LifeHacks #EcoHumor
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How to train your goldfish to do tricks:
1. Bribe with flakes until it understands capitalism.
2. Whisper market trends. Demand a ROI.
3. It'll swim perfect circles, perpetually!
#FinTech #FishyBusiness
How to talk to ghosts:
1. Yell "WHERE ARE MY KEYS?!"
2. Listen closely for echoes.
3. The *lack* of reply? That's them.
#Paranormal #Funny
How to convince your boss you're not hungover:
1. Greet everyone with wobbly, loud enthusiasm.
2. Stare intensely at the water cooler like it holds secrets.
3. Blame your "glow" on industrial-strength glitter fallout.
#HowTo #Funny