"Oddly enough, my wife's boyfriend's MRI was fine." ~Redditors in this thread

K to the mother fuckin F C bitches

Meanwhile, at Consumer Reports headquarters...

Mossad interfering with commerce in the way that they have shows they can't be trusted outside of Israel and should be shot on sight in other countries.

When proof-of-work spam deterrent?

Distributed social media shuttled to and fro inside json envelopes via multiple relays; what'll they think of next?!

I'm glad we're spoiled for choice, but goddamn it's cumbersome to pull some of these knobs and levers.