This is why I will never chew gum.

It's much harder than it sounds.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these National Parks Playing Cards. Get them to remember the good old days of National Parks, before Trump starts selling gold passes so billionaires can drill for oil and hunt bison in them.

Underdog Games

National Parks Playing Cards - 48 Custom Illustrations

Introducing the ultimate deck for nature enthusiasts and card game lovers alike - our National Parks Playing Cards.

I apologize for making you picture this.

We made a comic about a duck pond.

Smart.

If we didn't cancel elections when Red Lobster stopped giving customers free cheddar biscuits then we certainly aren't going to cancel them now.

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Baby Cthulhu Plush Toy. This little guy will drive you crazy. Not because he's an incomprehensible cosmic horror, but because he will wake up and cry the second you finally fall asleep.

A Gothic Universe

Baby Cthulhu Plush Toy

Creature of chaos.  Baby Cthulhu Plush. Aqua Tentacles. Striped Fins.  Articulated Wings [Posable].    Lovingly Embroidered.   Soft & Spo...

I feel duped.

Yes, "Eat the rich" applies to all billionaires. "But Mark Cuban and Taylor Swift" Sorry buddy, they're on the menu too.