If we didn't cancel elections when Red Lobster stopped giving customers free cheddar biscuits then we certainly aren't going to cancel them now.

I am terribly sorry to interrupt your doomscrolling, but today's Low Quality Ad is for this Baby Cthulhu Plush Toy. This little guy will drive you crazy. Not because he's an incomprehensible cosmic horror, but because he will wake up and cry the second you finally fall asleep.

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Baby Cthulhu Plush Toy

Creature of chaos.  Baby Cthulhu Plush. Aqua Tentacles. Striped Fins.  Articulated Wings [Posable].    Lovingly Embroidered.   Soft & Spo...

I feel duped.