Low Quality Facts

Someone recently complained that I've been ranting about capitalism too much lately, so tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Cryptids Against Capitalism sticker. You might win an argument against me, but let's see how well you fare against the mythical jackalope.

Popwink

Cryptids Against Capitalism Blue Rabbit Bunny Jackalope Mythical Cute

3x3 waterproof and uv-resistant vinyl sticker

I wonder which color tastes best.

The Event: ICE storms local grocery store, aggressively flipping over every shopping cart with a toddler in it. The Headline: Radicalized Mothers Bring Children To Violent Riot.

Makes you think.

Nature is crazy.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Accordian Bear Blanket. Look at him. Just minding his own business, vibing to the music. Not shooting any women in the face. No wonder women chose the bear.

Strike Gently - Accordion Bear Blanket

60" x 80" woven 100% cotton blankets. Made in the USA.

This is why I will never chew gum.

It's much harder than it sounds.

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these National Parks Playing Cards. Get them to remember the good old days of National Parks, before Trump starts selling gold passes so billionaires can drill for oil and hunt bison in them.

Underdog Games

National Parks Playing Cards - 48 Custom Illustrations

Introducing the ultimate deck for nature enthusiasts and card game lovers alike - our National Parks Playing Cards.

I apologize for making you picture this.