right as we're going through some eerie scenes in Severance: kid #2: wtf? kid #2: mom you have a call me: huh? oh it's just the ghost caller kid #2: the what? kid #1: yeah it does that sometimes me: the Bluetooth speaker goes into "call" mode, but nothing is connected to it. all cellphones are accounted for and not receiving a call. none of our computers or phones currently have a BT connection to the speaker. we don't know why it happens. ghost: zzztztzbzb #2: did it *say* something? me: sounds like radio interference to me me: except you only get that with analog headphones and stuff. it's impossible to get a Bluetooth protocol connection with random noise. dunno. #2: I'm going to turn it off, this is creepy. #1: you cannot. #2: what do you mean you cannot? me: yeah, it doesn't respond in call mode x3 you know, like haunted TVs in horror movies? #2: *takes out usb-C cable* *presses the power button in various ways* ghost: zzztztztzzz #1: isn't this noise just like in FNAF tho x3 #2: we are SO fucked omg

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hello fellow Euros! did you see that thing that Donald J Trump did? haha that was cringe or what. I'm shocked that Donald J Trump would stoop that low. nothing like the sophistication of European civilisation, right Euros? so I know everyone is going to buy European and boycott the amis and everything so hey I had this idea. you know what the Trump people really like? bashing transgenders and immigrants. so I was thinking, why don't we boycott on that too. haha that would troll the Americans wouldn't it, suddenly make EU like, super pro transgenders and immigrants. USA deports record numbers, you take in record numbers. USA removes trans passports, you add non-binary recognition in all public spaces. USA forbids Spanish, you add interpreters to government departments. USA kidnaps trans kids, you give quick access to all surgeries. think about it, you would be able to act like you have a moral high ground for so much longer. make the EU like, the wokest woke to ever woke, wouldn't Trump be so angry lol. I know you hate immigrants as much as them but think of how much more superior and civilised you could feel like

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