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A word of advice. If you've been strimming/weed whacking an extensive patch of land in the hot sun without wearing a full protective suit, do not wait before cleaning yourself up. I forgot once as I was tired and ended up in hospital for a week with blood poisoning and a cytokine storm. On the third day when I was feeling a bit better the Doc told me I had a 5% chance of snuffing it. Don't be an idiot, take a shower you smelly git.
Utter, utter, scumbags
Super excited about the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open mike night!
Have just been chatting with some people about near misses and actual run-ins with the law. I've only had two... As a teenager I was quizzed for a couple of hours by two rather thick rozzers who thought I'd committed a burglary. And nearly got arrested for spying in a top secret defence facility abroad for sniffing their network. Unfortunately I can't really say much more about that. Anyone else with such tales of mild peril? Or actual horror stories?
Does anyone know a good visual modelling tool for patent claims? I've got a fairly complex one to flesh out with quite a few sub-claims and embodiments and pretty complex relationships to child claims. It would be nice to be able to put a description of each claim, plus embodiments and their description, and to be able to link either to sub-claims. Ideas? It's not for the actual patent application itself, more as a sort of organising tool for me and my collaborators. Edit: re-upping this as it's now my go-to excuse to not make any progress...