ive seen things 
Kajoozie Maflingo
Kajoozie Maflingo
KajoozieMaflingo@elites.nostrati.org
npub1xswm...p4xw
Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl, Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol
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*pokes* @o
Poke Back?
feature request to impliment Facebook style pokes on nostr. its own event kind, handled specifically by clients as "npub poked you. poke back?" and you just click the button back and forth spamming relays forever. @puzzles vibe code this plz
who did a lil smashy buy at $89k morning? 🙋
the desired effect is what you get when you improve your interplanetary funksmanship
attacks like these are far less common in open carry, castle doctrine, no-duty-to-retreat localities. jus' sayin'
in other news, who would be interested in buying a gun on nostr?
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