I realise these stories aren't actually funny and yet they are. They so are. RE:
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FinTwitter (@fintwitter.bsky.social)
UK Police have launched a manhunt after a second asylum seeking prisoner was mistakenly released - reports
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Anything that causes Hershey’s to put less cocoa in their chocolate is fine by me. It won’t taste so much of vomit that way. RE:
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The Atlantic (@theatlantic.com)
This Halloween, the candy seems to be missing a crucial ingredient, @yeahyeahyasmin.bsky.social reports. https://bit.ly/3LjRFHV
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Oh yes, and this Trump-Xi deal. What can I say? I told you so. [as.ft.com/r/c613cb3b-6...](
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My Trade Secrets today. The Supreme Court must decide if it will back Congress’s right to set tariffs over Trump’s. If only the actual Congress had the guts to do it. For now Chinese retaliation and the equity markets are the only real checks on the presidency here. 1/2 [as.ft.com/r/a02c1173-e...](
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Well, move then. RE:
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FactPost (@factpostnews.bsky.social)
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
Typical sneaky continental robbers, skulking off-camera. Proper gentlemen thieves in the old-school English tradition would have the decency to introduce themselves and leave a calling card. RE:
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PARIS PUBLIC PROSECUTOR SAYS SHE CANNOT RULE OUT THAT GANG BEHIND LOUVRE ROBBERY CASE IS BIGGER THAN THE FOUR PEOPLE CAUGHT ON CCTV
"We tried to be Idi Amin but we hadn't prepped well enough" doesn't scream government-in-waiting to me for multiple reasons. RE:
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Andrew Sparrow (@andrewsparrowgdn.bsky.social)
Tories confirm Chris Philp's bill proposing mass deportation of people with indefinite leave to remain no longer party policy - https://www.theguar...
Quote post with your favourite reaction gif of all time. RE:
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A friend of Prometheus said the imperative of technology transfer overrode what he called the "pettifogging procedural technicalities" of the Olympian intellectual property rights regime, and that the penalty Prometheus incurred was "grossly out of proportion to the commercial harm actually done". RE:
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Alex Andreou (@sturdyalex.bsky.social)
A spox for Daedalus said: "At 7:23AM Central Minoan Time, the experimental Icarus vessel suffered rapid unscheduled disassembly. We have not exclud...
Does any helpful person know what time the Argentine election results (or reliable exit polls) on Sunday are likely to come out?