I just remembered the feel of a cigarette burn.

If God didn't want me to finger my asshole why is it within fingering distance, checkmate Christ cucks. -faggots probably

Ti's the season for the company that shafted you on your Christmas bonus to ask for more dedication this month.

Vietnam is the boomers holocaust fable.

People with an addiction are so retarded. Why don't they just do what they are addicted to until they get tired of it?