claude singularity: luxury space communism
chatgpt singularity: the matrix except instead of the 90s its infinite Instagram Reels slop
grok singularity: weβre fucked
google: we have invented agi but have hidden it in such an obscure website no one will ever find it
anthropic: through our interpretability research, we discovered claude imagines himself wearing a bow tie at all times
openai: we added slot machines