Strategy smash buy incoming.

Judge one not by how they act on their best days, but by how they respond on their worst.

The median US home price is $400,000. At 7.07% on a 30-year fixed mortgage with no down payment, monthly payments are ~$2,674. Interest alone: $562,640. Total paid over 30 years: $962,640. That’s before taxes, insurance, or fees. Bitcoin is the apex property.

How many hours of Bitcoin podcasts to fix her?

Trump’s exemption of phones, laptops, and chips from his 145% China tariffs spares HS code 8471, which covers Bitcoin miners. This is a major win for US Bitcoin mining companies, who were staring down crippling price hikes on new rigs.

Trump’s statement on this week’s meeting with 🇸🇻 Bukele 👀

Who you callin’ too volatile?

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NEW: At the Lainkelzoo in Schwaigern 🇩🇪 Germany, visitors can pay with Bitcoin, even for food to feed the 🙈 monkeys!

A map of Trump's "crypto" business dealings 👀