Captain Ahab 8 months ago I made the mistake of buying a 2 year old Windows PC and this shit is still updating after 2 days.
Captain Ahab 8 months ago I thought it would be hot for my retarded sister to pee all over the bed after sex but it's starting to smell. I keep throwing up all over the sheets.
Captain Ahab 8 months ago we went from "We're releasing the Epstein files on day 1," to “the files are on my desk” to “the files were just delivered to my office in a truck” to “we don’t have a specific timeline for the release."