"Freedom means I get to own a death machine and no one else can tell me what to do with it" --Gun people 🤝 car people

Trying to convince my boyfriend that he has to make a Mastodon account now because it is the Will of Xandão

I just hope Twitter getting shut down in Brazil doesn't result in a bunch of Brazilians migrating to Koo again 🙃 (Koo sounds like "cu"/"ass" in Portuguese and people went there purely for the memes but then it turned out it was basically the Indian version of Gab 💀)

I was just at the pharmacy and the military police pepper sprayed a guy right outside the door and managed to gas everyone inside. I didn't get it too bad but my throat hurts now 💀 #acab