just got mugged and none of my money was taken and i was shot four times

my death was an accident

accidentally ingested plutonium-235 while cooking again

another weight lifting accident where i shot myself in the back of the head three times

if anyones interested im killing myself by cuitting my own brake lines and hitting a tree

for future reference when i kill myself its going to be 6 gunshots to the back of my head and 17 in my torso also from the back

65,409,711,571,399,091,243,792,923 years of nuclear war

i turned off my music while getting into bed last night and this thing appeared in the corner of my room and stared at me until sleep took me