royal flush implies the existence of a royal clog
(reposting so that @altbot will hopefully do it's magic Edit: three times the charm or whatever) Sorry I've been a bit quieter lately, folks. Retail during the holidays is really good for sucking the absolute life out of you. We've had to do a *lot* of fundraising the past couple of years; more than I could possibly ever repay with entry-level wages. I don't have much to offer as a return on your investments in us besides letting you live vicariously through my warped musings and pics like this of the view from our apartment the other morning that the community banded together to give us. ❤️🙏