We really need to get the ball rolling on us landing an apartment before we're rounded up for the homeless camps. However, our rental history the past two years have not been ideal. I don't suppose there's anyone local to Utah that would be willing to be a.. shall we say, "creative" rental reference for us to explain the past two years since we had to give up our apartment and start down this long, winding road of poverty?

Periodic reminder that you can follow hashtags on #Mastodon (and presumably most other #Fediverse-related software). You can even add them to lists if you follow @tag-[desired hashtag]@relay.fedi.buzz . I finally had to remove @#catsofmastodon from my "Funny" list out of fear of everyone unfollowing me for boosting so many damned cat pics. And because it was crowding out everything else. Lol

I wouldn't do well working in a medical laboratory. I'd be the person playing practical jokes, like setting up urine sample cups with apple juice and taking a big swig to the horror of everyone else watching. Except with my extraordinarily poor short-term memory, I would almost instantly forget which ones were the joke samples #shitpost