Some time recently, somewhere here on the fediverse had their profile pic set as Voldemusks's ridiculously blissful expression as he was jumping up and down to celebrate impending fascism in a black-and-white sort of pencil art (I'm too tired to research the proper term, let's call it a-ha "Take On Me" style) that made me bust up laughing every single time I saw it. And now I can't find it anywhere because I can't even remember who it was now. *sniff* Folks, if you or someone you know possesses a copy of this modern masterpiece, "Elon Musks's Cum Face", please DM or attach it below. This crisis is imperative to the survival of the human species. Many people are saying this.

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Coders, I need your help with an open feature request for the web client I utilize with Mastodon. I don't want to hound the developer who's handling the project for free; nevertheless, the feature request below is something I've been wishing for a long time and I even tried to fork the project but unfortunately working with github is far beyond my already-shallow realm of expertise. I'm trying implement a colored border around images missing alt-text. My instincts tell me it shouldn't be *too* difficult, but when I try to dig into the project files I immediately get lost and overwhelmed. Could someone please - out of pity for a weird little man on the internet - help me figure this out? Edit: Doh.. I suppose a link would also help

GitHub

[Feature Request] Indication of presence of Alt Text without having to scroll mouse over it; or, "The Red Box of Shame" · Issue #34 · enafore/enafore

Hello! In similar fashion to nolanlawson#2250, it would be lovely if there was a toggle to invoke some sort of border or indication of alt text bei...

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"What the hell is the definition of 'instant gratification'?! Tell me right now!" he yelled, impatiently.

cool story bro.. needs more dragons with cowbells

Just saw a plain, generic truck go by that said "CALL FOR FREE ESTIMATE" followed by.. nothing else. Just those four words.

I'm sure this is a wildly long shot but I don't suppose anyone here on the fediverse lives in the Northern Utah area or has contacts here who would be willing to replace a throttle position sensor on an 18 year old Kia for charity so that a middle-aged queer struggling with mental health issues doesn't have to deal with a 3 hr round trip commute to work when it's a 60 mile commute?

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