This was the moment my dog knew he won the battle against going to the vet… for now. 🤣 what a rascal.

GM 🌞 Here’s a little nasturtium hanging out with the radishes 🫜 🌼

Another day, another copied-and-pasted scam attempt from a guy with two first-names. 😆 Yall think I should evangelize these folks and tell them to repent in the name of Jesus? I feel like that might actually ward them off.

I tell people all the time: I am my most authentic self on NOSTR, so if you wanna know the real me, with all my swearing and dark humor, here is where you’ll find me. 😎 View quoted note →

GM 🥰 In case you were wondering if my dog is as weird as I am, the answer is yes.

I genuinely love a salad for breakfast. Maybe it’s because I have French ancestry? But no kidding, I run around singing, “Breakfast salad, breakfast saladdd!” Spinach and radishes fresh from the garden are so delicious. 🤤

GM 🫩 I call this one: the empty chair 😪

Video version of the sunrise rainbow… 😍😍😍

GM 👽 a girl can hope

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