i have a very weird and broken empathic-understanding of people's patience related achievements

Just ate two Twinkies Pretty good

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I'm gonna fly to the middle middle east and start a nuclear war good night you can thank me

A Murder is annoying the prickle and passel in the brush betwixt the faggots

Pain au chocolatine arguers when i post what Americans call it (just bought some)

I could take countless professors