>play daily roguelike right before bed >die in first 10 seconds mothertrucker

pov:

there are vietnam vets who can only get off to being a vietnamese woman's pet while role playing vietnam war related themes

just bought and drank 1/2 gallon of milk and a bag of dill pickle flavored corn chips from the 7/11 at 1:30 am because i got depressed a bit eating dill pickle and half gallon milk in hotel suite alone at 2am type life

imagine not being able to play a song you forgot the name of in your head for a minute from the start until lyrics appear and then googling the lyrics works every time

getting my nose job later so my children won't get bullied for having an ugly nose