People are stuck at various ages in my mind. It’s not that I don’t simultaneously hold a picture of their current age, but when I think of them, they’re locked into a certain era. When I think of Bruce Willis, he was young, sly and had hair.

I made xmas cookies. I’ve eaten many. They’re small and they go well with white wine.

My sister is 4 years younger and has always lived alone. No kids. We live opposite lives.

I feel fat.

If your religion tells you to hate someone else, it’s not a religion. It’s a hate group.

LOOK, they’ll ALWAYS find a way. You have to STOP THEM.

Larry David understands how friends work. He is NO LONGER friends with Bill Maher after his dinner with Trump.

I’m short and I like cigarette pants. I’ve always worn them. I give not one fuck what decade or millennium it is because they look best on me.

I want to know how much each wealthy, white and famous male pedophile has paid thus far to keep the Trump And Epstein Files secret and have their names and likenesses redacted.

Yesterday, we went to the attorney and my mom signed her will, POA and medical papers. We also went to the bank and did some stuff. So creepy, all of it. But, I’m glad it’s over now.