Is it obvious I ate an edible.😂 🤷🏾‍♀️

The Declaration of Frog Independence "We hold these Truths to be self-evident, that all Frogs are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness and Hopiness.” One of our founding mothers, @npub1ej90...v76z, felt strongly about this addition for our health.

“Sir, if we don’t give in to Laura Loomer’s demands, she threatens to handcuff herself to the doors of SCOTUS.” #Jokes

"I am the frog. No, I am the frog. No, I am the frog, the frog is me, I am the frog…"

You don’t need to ask anyone permission to be yourself.

It’s weird to me how when you get older, your peers seem to fall into two categories - those who are old for whatever age and those who aren’t. It’s not just how a person looks, it’s also how they see themselves/life. While for some it’s ending, for others it’s full of cool revelations just like before. It’s really interesting.

RIP Diane Keaton.

I’m NOT going to eat light caesar dressing anymore because LIFE IS TOO SHORT.

FROGS. FROG. FROG. BRING ON THE FROGS. GREEN FROGS. ALL FROGS. JUST FROGS.

The fact that motherfuckers are still wondering if something is a “constitutional crisis” shows how fucking stupid people are here.