JUST IN: Marco Rubio cracks up in the background as President Trump jokes about how Secretary General of NATO Mark Rutte called him βDaddyβ earlier.
Sky News reporter: He called you Daddy earlier. Do you regard your NATO allies as kind of children?
Trump: He likes me. I think he likes me.
If he doesn't, I'll let you know. I'll come back and I'll hit him hard. He did it very affectionately. βDaddy. You're my daddy.β
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo has conceded meaning former rapper and socialist Zohran Mamdani will win the New York City Democratic primary.
The 33-year-old state rep has bold new plans for New York City, including city owned grocery stores.
Mamdani has a controversial past, including a time where he allegedly voiced his love for leaders of a nonprofit convicted of funneling $12 million to Hamas.
NEW: Big Balls no longer works for the United States government, has resigned according to WIRED.
DOGE legend Edward Coristine, a 19-year-old high school graduate, resigned yesterday according to the White House.
βCoristine received full-time employment status at the GSA late last month β¦ As of Tuesday afternoon, his Google Workspace account with the General Services Administration (GSA) was no longer active,β WIRED reported.
BREAKING: CNN discloses "top secret" information on live TV, claiming the strikes on Iran left their nuclear sites "largely intact."
The claim has since been refuted by Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
"Based on everything we have seen, and I've seen it all, our bombing campaign obliterated Iran's ability to create nuclear weapons," Hegseth said.
"Our massive bombs hit exactly the right spot at each target and worked perfectly. The impact of those bombs is buried under a mountain of rubble in Iran."
"So anyone who says the bombs were not devastating is just trying to undermine the president and the successful mission."
Joe Rogan is mindblown after 'mentalist' Oz Pearlman successfully guesses the name of Jamie's first crush by watching his face.
Pearlman: "Think of your first big crush ... Was it nine letters? The name is nine letters long, isn't it?"
Jamie: "Yes."
Pearlman: *Writes down the name*
Pearlman: "What is her name?"
Jamie: "Christine."
Pearlman: "Christine is what I wrote down."
NEW: CNN's Scott Jennings puts his head in a trash can, says Elon Musk and President Trump need to come together.
"Not gonna lie. It's an ugly day, and you know you hate it when your friends are fighting."
"I continue to believe that their partnership last year saved America, and I also continue to believe their goals are not mutually exclusive."
"Hopefully, cooler heads will soon prevail and the president can get his agenda and Elon can convince the Republicans that the debt is a serious problem."
JUST IN: Shedeur Sanders gets picked by the Cleveland Browns in the 5th round of the NFL draft.
The Browns passed on Sanders 6 times before selecting him as the 144th pick.
Sanders had hoped to be selected in the first round but was passed up on because of concerns about his attitude, as reported by journalist Tom Pelissero.
"Throughout the pre-draft process, Shedeur Sanders very much proceeded as if he was dictating to clubs where he was going to go rather than how the draft works, which is the other way around," Pelissero said.
"Some of his formal interviews did not go well. An assistant coach told me, in all his years, it was the worst formal interview he'd ever been through."
"People said that Shedeur was trying to dictate how he wanted things to go and made them feel small."
JUST IN: New Mexico judge Joel Cano and his wife have been arrested after they were caught housing an alleged Tren de Aragua member.
Cano recently resigned after authorities arrested 23-year-old Cristhian Ortega-Lopez.
"The home of a former judge in Las Cruces was raided Thursday, following accusations that he and his wife had an alleged Tren de Aragua member living in their home," KFOX14 reported.
According to Breitbart, after authorities first executed a search warrant on the home in February, they recovered photos on Ortega-Lopez's phone of decap*tated and m*tilated bodies.
The illegal first met the judge's wife after being released from a detention facility and started doing construction work. Cano then invited the illegal to live at their house.
Judge Cano was seen in multiple photos and videos with the alleged gang member, including one where Ortega-Lopez is handing him a gun.
JUST IN: Suspect is in custody after a sh**ting was reported at Florida State University, according to CNN.
Some individuals were seen being carried from the school following reports of a sh**ter in the Student Union area.
According to local reports, at least four people have been taken to Tallahassee Memorial with injuries.
"Iβm shaking β¦ Itβs just a lot going on," one student told CNN.
"Iβm concerned about my friends. I have friends in class right who are getting evacuated by police with their hands up."
Woman vandalizes a Tesla before one of her children flips off the camera.
You have to feel bad for the kids. Destined for failure.
