I'm learning a lot about my distinguished colleague President Summers.

As Summers Sought Clandestine Relationship With Woman He Called a Mentee, Epstein Was His ‘Wing Man’ | News | The Harvard Crimson

When former Harvard President Lawrence H. Summers was pursuing a romantic relationship with a woman he described as a mentee, he turned to a longti...

Verify you are human: click here to feel ongoing anxiety about whether you badly handled a minor interaction the other person involved forgot about 10 seconds later.

“You know what happened to the last man who crossed me? I ate him.”

Maybe Amtrak should have just one “People are Allowed to Talk Car.”The default is all wrong here.

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FedEx is sending a package from the city in which I live, to the city where I work a few miles away, via Chicago. I wish they’d let me know sooner, I could have just swung by and saved everyone a lot of trouble.

VAXXED 2 THA MAXX By which I mean I just got my COVID vaccination, got flu a few weeks ago, and I’m getting my measles antibodies checked now that we’ve managed to save it from the verge of extinction.

I’m turning 55 in a few months and I have decided that’s old enough that I can buy this hat without being that guy. I just want to keep my head warm and look put together, and I promise not to say “Llllladies…” at any point.

Everybody who vowed to leave New York, please note that you have two weeks to do so, beginning at midnight.

I don’t have a rooting interest in the World Series, but I do know who’d be mad if Canada won.